Wanna have some fuuuun?
Wanna build a body?
OK. What sort? Car?
Nuh. A human body.
Yeah OK. How long will it take?
Not long. I been reading one of them "Idiots Guide To Body Building" books.
Oh cooool. Got the ingredients?
Think so. I'll read everything out and give you the parts and you put them together, OK? OK. Let's start. You ready dot?
Yeah, think so. Bit scaaary, don'tcha think?
Nah, happens all day every day.
Right, I've got the ingredients in order....
Disolvable clear plastic bag.
Huh? Why a plastic bag?
Oh, because the last ingredient is the SKIN, which holds everything in. But if we can't put the skin on right now then everything will fall out. So if we put a clear plastic bag around the skeleton it will hold everything in.
Oh?? Why don't we put the skin on now and I'll shove everything down the neck hole?
Yep, good idea dot but you won't be able to see where evrything goes. For example we don't want the HEART going into the leg, now do we?
That'd be fuuuunnee.... (both laughing).
Disolvable clear plastic bag. Check.
Eight litres bio-degradable human blood.
LUNG. Bye Two.
I thought it was a girl body??
Oh dot. Soooory. It IS a girl body. You are sooooo out there. Thankyou and sorry again. Following the book tooooo closely, silly me! I don't have a PENIS anyway (both burst into laughter).
If it's a girl body what about the BOOBIES?
Oh. Oh good question dot. I didn't get any of them BOOBIE thingies. Hmmmm.... Look we'll use a bike pump for now and then when we have it all together we may send it to a Cosmetic Surgeon. OK. Moving right along.
Now all we have to do is pad it all up a bit to get rid of the excess blood, put the brain into the skull, stick the head on the body bit and we should just about have everything done.
What are we going to do with it when we are finished?
Oh, we'll just see how she turns out, shall we dot? How 'bout we call it a day and finish it off tomorrow, huh?
TOMORROW: The SHE body......