WooooHooooo....YeeeeHaaaar.....Hello dotties!
Dots, I am soooooo excited talking to y'all finally. Well, that's if this blog thingie works when I push the button or whatever you do. Hey, guess wot dot, if you don't know already, the books published. I finished it and it's available on-line now. And, if I might say so myself, it's pretty cooool. A few of my other dot buddies have read it already and seemed to like it, although they'd say that anyway I guess, just in case I nick myself after the last couple of years at the bottom of the rock.
So, off you go dot. Go on....shooo now.
Huh?.....where are you going? Oh.....sorry.....I forgot to say.....to order the book silly. Oh 2/too.....could you order a few thousand copies dot, just to get thingies crankin' a bit. Ta very muchly.
Now, guess wot 2/too? All of my 'stuff' is moving along honky donky OK although frustratingly slow 'cause I'm still learning all of this blog flog. I'm still in La Chateau Tento. We have had our usual after Chrissie deluge of rain and I have been flooded out AGAIN, and man IT STINKS because I can't get the mattress and clothes dry. But it doesn't matter the rain NEGOBS don't even come after me any more because I laugh at them and I think they get offended because they can't have any more fun scaaaaring me.
But dotty, you know how I said in the book that I had written a song called "Broken Man"? Well now I have written 8 songs, yep.....eight.....and they rock. I've decided the first one I will have a crack at is "The Grok Rock". It is the greatest song ever created dotty, well maybe except for Stairway To Heaven, and, well maybe Bohemian Rhapsody, and maybe.......well anyway it is close to the greatest song ever except for maybe aaarmgh.....well it's cooool. Then again I might do 'NUTS' first 'cause it's sorta about me. Hmmmm.....we'll see. Anyway rather than just sort of throwing it on to YouTube I have decided it is just toooo good for that so I am trying to get some radio stations to run a segment called "Chasing Triggers Dream" where I will create the songs bit by bit and all of the listeners can feel as if they are building the dream with me. I'll let you know.
Aaaaarghm, wot else dot? Oh I haven't told you about this one. As part of my chasing exposure for the whole shebang I am going to start a business with a product you will soon see. I have already written 4 advertising scripts for it and they will be absolutely hilarious. They should go viral on YouTube. Wot else dot?
Aaaaaghm, oh I can't think. I'm just so excited talking to y'all. Oh yeah, my friend Cowboy is going to do some filming as soon as it stops raining so it won't be long before you see me on film. O oh, don't laugh at my funny head dot. It's not my fault. I just need a good head.....aarghm....thingie....if you know wot I mean then!
Wot else? Hmmmm, sorry to talk so fast dot but you know I get excited and start being silly like I did in the book. Aaaghm, oh, I know, this is really important. You know how I said I was going to call the new web site "LotaDots", well I have changed my mind......AGAIN. I'm going to call it DotsHQ, which will be www.dotshq.com. I just think it suits us much betterererer dot, because it is OUR dot HeadQuarters. Sorta like our home. So where are all the dots going to......where else.....DotsHQ! Yeeeeehaaaar. How long are these blog thingies 'spose to be dotty? Maybe I should sign off and do another one tomorrow. Hmmmmmmm, why am I asking all these questions on my first blog when nobody knows about me yet? Oh dear, dot, I'm all alone. I'm scaaaaared dotty. Somebody heeeeeelp me..........Dear Mister SomeOne Out-There.........