You probably won't recognise me now!
OK let's play a little game called THINK.
Ya know how I keep talking about poppin' off and all that stuff, well I wanna keep talkin' about it!
Ya know how I recently told y'all that the average age is about 80 (a bit more for the fortunate females!) well I want you to have a bit of a think. Let's just pretend that the average age is whatever age you really are now and then add another 20 years. K?
Right so if you are 30 you have to pretend that the average age for getting deaded is 50. K? If you are 18 then pretend that popoff point is 38. Whoooaa, mumma meeeeia...
So we got around about 20 years left if all goes OK. But then something baderrer might happen before the 20 is up because of old age'n stuff. Oh owe! What, you don't like this game? Hmmmmm, well I do so let's keep going. Right, time to THINK (that's the name of the game remember dot?). So how does this sudden change in circumstances affect you?
Not worried. Hmmmm. OK.
You still have 24 years to pay off the mortgage, right? Hmmmm, you better increase the payments a bit so that you own the house before you get deaded. At least then the stress won't get to ya, and you can tell the angels how you own the house. Coooool.
Oh then there's the kids. Hmmmmm. They should be in their early 30s so they probably will be married themselves, huh? Hmmmm, maybe not.
Wonder if the other half will still be here naggin' me to death. Hmmmm, I wonder...... Hmmmmmm...
Only 20 years you say.
Not long is it? Maybe I should increase the life insurance policy? Hmmmm, but then I can't spend it anyway 'cause I'll be dead. Hmmmm.....
Shoot, I better start goin' to church if I'm gunna be dead in 20?
It's not very long is it?
Wonder what happens after. How long? 20 you say. Wow that's a bit scaaaary. I better start getting things in order. D'ya reckon? Hmmmm........
20.
Hell, that's a bit of a worry........20.......
I think I better start planning for being dead, d'ya think?
Maybe I should start doing something. Like. Well I sorta haven't really done much so far have I?
Wonder what other people think when they only have 20?
Oh owe......
Ya know how I keep talking about poppin' off and all that stuff, well I wanna keep talkin' about it!
Ya know how I recently told y'all that the average age is about 80 (a bit more for the fortunate females!) well I want you to have a bit of a think. Let's just pretend that the average age is whatever age you really are now and then add another 20 years. K?
Right so if you are 30 you have to pretend that the average age for getting deaded is 50. K? If you are 18 then pretend that popoff point is 38. Whoooaa, mumma meeeeia...
So we got around about 20 years left if all goes OK. But then something baderrer might happen before the 20 is up because of old age'n stuff. Oh owe! What, you don't like this game? Hmmmmm, well I do so let's keep going. Right, time to THINK (that's the name of the game remember dot?). So how does this sudden change in circumstances affect you?
Not worried. Hmmmm. OK.
You still have 24 years to pay off the mortgage, right? Hmmmm, you better increase the payments a bit so that you own the house before you get deaded. At least then the stress won't get to ya, and you can tell the angels how you own the house. Coooool.
Oh then there's the kids. Hmmmmm. They should be in their early 30s so they probably will be married themselves, huh? Hmmmm, maybe not.
Wonder if the other half will still be here naggin' me to death. Hmmmm, I wonder...... Hmmmmmm...
Only 20 years you say.
Not long is it? Maybe I should increase the life insurance policy? Hmmmm, but then I can't spend it anyway 'cause I'll be dead. Hmmmm.....
Shoot, I better start goin' to church if I'm gunna be dead in 20?
It's not very long is it?
Wonder what happens after. How long? 20 you say. Wow that's a bit scaaaary. I better start getting things in order. D'ya reckon? Hmmmm........
20.
Hell, that's a bit of a worry........20.......
I think I better start planning for being dead, d'ya think?
Maybe I should start doing something. Like. Well I sorta haven't really done much so far have I?
Wonder what other people think when they only have 20?
Oh owe......
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