I said hello.
Depending on what sort of a mood you are in usually dictates the way you interpret the word.
If you get out of bed in the dirtiest filthy mood you have ever been in and one of your good friends from the Glee Club bounces in and blurts out "Hello", you may be likely to take that good friend out, I mean with an upper cut! But if you are the reincarnation of the Glee Club itself, then you may run over, kiss good friend and "Hello" him/her right back.
I mean, I know I sound like I'm one suck on a sauce bottle away from complete insanity, but really what is the point in saying "Hello"?
Yeah, I know, It's just a greeting. Yep, you say it to be polite. Uh Huh, it's a pleasantry. Mmm Hmm, it starts the day off nicely. Yeah but, aaarrrgghhmm.....but what's it mean, dot?
I mean why not have another way of greeting. Like say, aaaarrgghhhmm, say like poking your tongue out. Or, aaarrgghhmm, grunting. Or even, aaarrrgghhmm, farting.
Wot's that? Why am I asking such a stupid question?
Well, somebody questioned me!
See, I've put together this interactive kid's concert called wouldyoubelieve "Trigger's Kid Gig".
I have made up some songs (don't I always???) so that the kids can have a bit of fun interacting with me. Anyway the first of these songs to begin the concert is called "Hello, Hello, Hello" where we all get into it and sing Hello (fast slow high low) at various parts of the song. The idea is to get the audience participating, and it will. After that I am going to ease the audience into "Doe, Rey, Me..." you know from "The Sound Of Music". And then once I have the audience crankin' we are going to CREATE a Number One HIT called "Nursery Rhymes".
Well that was the plan.
Until someone questioned me on why I am starting the concert off with "Hello". But then I realised, the girl that asked me the question......
WASN'T IN A VERY GOOD MOOD!
I think if I had suggested machine gunning the audience she would have celebrated but, well that's just not me (plus I don't have a machine gun!).
Anyway the point of this rather long non-sensible piece of blog is to show you that, no matter what others think of our thoughts, ideas and creations, there is only one person that matters, and that is the CREATOR, in this case MOI.
So, if you greet anyone with a beautiful cheery love filled "Hello" and you get back a grunt, or a mumble or a total disregard, then in my opinion, being the epitome of peace, calm and understanding that my spiritualism has converted me into, then don't react, don't show anger or contempt, just smile....then.....