................INTERVIEW WITH AN EMBRYO...............
Dianne TaKnow The Incubator
EB Embryo Bubba
The Deli Drama (Deli)
The Enlightened Interviewer
Master Shutdaar Fuk Upp (Shoosh)
The local Buddhist Temple. Dianne TaKnow is in a deep meditational trance in the centre of the radiant Light of a Thousand Candles. On each side of her are two of the great Spiritual Leaders of the modern era, HRH The Deli Drama, the Enlightened One, and on the other side of Dianne TaKnow is the Deli Drama's own Spiritual Master, also Enlightened, the Honourable Master Shutdaar Fuk Upp. The enlightened ones each hold one hand over the tummy of Dianne Ta Know and begin the chant of the Buddha.....oooooohm, oooooohm,ooooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,
oooooohm,ohm mani paome hum........
The ohming ceases. The interview begins.....
Deli: Well first off EB, congratulations on winning the big Taddy race
and of course Uinsane and EggAhead fertilizing together for
the first time.
Shoosh: He vely tired.
Deli: Tell me EB, can you comprehend what it is I am saying?
Shoosh: He say Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... He vely tired.
Deli: So EB, without any organs or brain and stuff, do you find that
you are One with the Universe, that you have enlightenment?
Shoosh: Nuffin'. Vely tired. We should chant more ooooohm.......
(Together they OHM incessantly for what seems eternity...)
Shoosh: (Excitedly) Oh Grand Master of the Deli, I hear movement
Quickry ask sirry question.
Deli: Most Honourable EB, can you explain to us the feelings of
enlightenment and fulfilment you have as embryo in
EB: Right, that's it. Listen condom head, I am trying to snooze
my way to enlightenment before these peanut brains start
to make me suffer with this life thingie. One more OHM and
I will shove that OHM up your BOM and pull it out your
mouth. Got it Little Glasshopper....
Shoosh: Ooo, it good. He wake. He veeeely funneeee......
Deli: Good to hear from you EB. We knew you were Consciousness
But to know you are Enlightened. This is Buddha gooda time
Shoosh: He vely tired. He snoozin' more. But he leave us wif
transcendental telepethic message for us. He say my name in
respect. He say SHUTDAAR FUK UP !
Deli: EB. You dere EB. No more Ohm. You say my name in respect..
EB: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... Baboon bumhead.......zzzzzzzzzzz..
Shoosh: He veeeely fuuuunneee embryo.......
Tomorrow : THE BIRTH CANAL EXPRESS