INTERVIEW WITH AN EMBRYO

Well, well, well. It seems that Willie Blowitt has done just that, in more ways than one. Dianne Taknow now knows that she is PREGNANT. It is three weeks later and Willie has been given the flick. He is now Willie Wanka and Di is the happiest she has ever been. Finally the child she has been wanting all of her life is in her tum. (woohoo, onya Di!). Di has only just found out the good news and she wants to communicate with her baby, even though it is only in its development stages. No body parts, not even a brain yet but Di believes she can communicate, and so she has contacted her Spiritual Adviser for help. Of course she realises that she won't be able to see anything until the foetal stage which is around 8 weeks, but that isn't going to stop Dianne TaKnow. Her Spiritual Adviser has summoned the help of his own Spiritual Master, to assist with the transcendental translation of the Consciousness. See, for this to work the two Enlightened Masters must work together, one to ask the questions, the other to translate the messages of Consciousness. For all millenia there has been varied opinion as to whether an embryo can understand and interpret any sort of communication, given there is no body, no brain, no heartbeat, for the first 8 weeks until it becomes a foetus. In fact the question is whether there is life or just, well....nothingness. But Dianne TaKnow is all Spirited up having been a disciple of Zen philosophy all her life.Her two enlightened friends are going to put her in touch with Embryo Bubba. Let's find out more in
................INTERVIEW WITH AN EMBRYO...............

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                        CAST

Dianne TaKnow        The Incubator
EB                                   Embryo Bubba
The Deli Drama (Deli)
                      The Enlightened Interviewer
Master Shutdaar Fuk Upp (Shoosh)
                          Transcendental Translator

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                                                                    THE SCENE

The local Buddhist Temple. Dianne TaKnow is in a deep meditational trance in the centre of the radiant Light of a Thousand Candles. On each side of her are two of the great Spiritual Leaders of the modern era, HRH The Deli Drama, the Enlightened One, and on the other side of Dianne TaKnow is the Deli Drama's own Spiritual Master, also Enlightened, the Honourable Master Shutdaar Fuk Upp. The enlightened ones each hold one hand over the tummy of Dianne Ta Know and begin the chant of the Buddha.....oooooohm, oooooohm,ooooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,oooooohm,
oooooohm,ohm mani paome hum........
The ohming ceases. The interview begins.....

Deli:                    Well first off EB, congratulations on winning the big Taddy race 
                                and of course Uinsane and EggAhead fertilizing together for 
                                the first time.
EB:                        Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Shoosh:             He vely tired. 
Deli:                    Tell me EB, can you comprehend what it is I am saying?
EB:                        Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Shoosh:              He say Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... He vely tired.
Deli:                    So EB, without any organs or brain and stuff, do you find that 
                            you are One with the Universe, that you have enlightenment?
EB:                       Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Shoosh:            Nuffin'. Vely tired. We should chant more ooooohm.......

                                    (Together they OHM incessantly for what seems eternity...)

Shoosh:            (Excitedly) Oh Grand Master of the Deli, I hear movement
                            Quickry ask sirry question.

Deli:                    Most Honourable EB, can you explain to us the feelings of
                               enlightenment and fulfilment  you have as embryo in 
                                Dianne Incubator
EB:                        Right, that's it. Listen condom head, I am trying to snooze 
                                my way to enlightenment before these peanut brains start
                                to make me suffer with this life thingie. One more OHM and
                                I will shove that OHM up your BOM and pull it out your
                                mouth. Got it Little Glasshopper....
Shoosh:                Ooo, it good. He wake. He veeeely funneeee......
Deli:                    Good to hear from you EB. We knew you were Consciousness
                              But to know you are Enlightened. This is Buddha gooda time
EB:                        Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
Shoosh:            He vely tired. He snoozin' more. But he leave us wif 
                            transcendental telepethic message for us. He say my name in
                            respect. He say  SHUTDAAR FUK UP !
Deli:                  EB. You dere EB. No more Ohm. You say my name in respect..
EB:                    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... Baboon bumhead.......zzzzzzzzzzz..
Shoosh:            He veeeely fuuuunneee embryo.......

                        Tomorrow :        THE BIRTH CANAL EXPRESS