"The Universe is a gigantic, multidimensional web of influences, of information, light particles, energy patterns and electromagnetic 'fields of reality'. Everything it is, everything we are, everything we do, is linked to everything else. There is no separateness"
- Shirley Maclaine, Actress
('Onya Shirl, you little Mystic you! Nice legs as well as very talented!)
....Shirl, oh, aaarrgghhmm pp-lleeease!.....
Well seeing that I have introduced our famous new mystic, Shirley Maclaine, and given her the dubious honour of being the Triggerdot 'Quote Of The Century' two days running, I thought it was only fair to liven things up a bit with some Shirley nostalgia (Oh K Shirl, you can put your leg down now, we've seen enough!). Obviously this was taken a fair while ago but she certainly did have a good set of 'pins', huh? As a matter of fact I have some sort of recollection that she insured them for a million bucks or something? Hmmm... Anyway, as Shirley has aaarrgghhmm... "matured" in life she has become very interested in HER, I mean her SELF, I mean her 'ME', just like sorta I've got interested in my 'ME', and all of the associated stuff like Karma, and
Re-incarnation, and Indian sages, and well, you know.......
Re-incarnation, and Indian sages, and well, you know.......
....thaaat's betterer, Shirl.... performing for me..
Anyway I'm glad I have come across all things Shirley because I can identify all of this stuff with a 'real' live person, not a Maharishi, or Yogi Bear, or Lalai Dama, or Little Grasshopper or, well you know.......
See there is a point to all this mystical stuff but you have to be careful because there are a lot of.. wot you say ..aaarrgghhmm.. nice dots out there that would label dots like Shirl and Moi as breakfast ingredients like Fruit Loops, or cornie flakes, or..... well you know......
But most people who have seen Shirlie in films and on stage and interviewed etc would realise that she is some bright, extremely talented young lady. But as she matures she just wants to know what she's getting herself into later on. So what betterer way than to ask a whole lotta dopey dot questions..... like me! And as she has researched she has got a whole lot more interested...... to the point of obsession, weeeell sorta maybe kinda. And the reason for that obsession is because when you begin to delve, a lot of the mystical and mysterious questions, the unexplainable ones become..... aaarrgghhmm...... sorta......aaarrgghhmm..... explainable (backgound Twilight Zone music). Oh shooot, my head hurts!But you see it's not just Moi and Shirl that are beginning to LEARN from the Eastern Mystics. Nuh. Uh uh. It seems to be the latest life trend. Wee Western Willie warmers are FIIINALLY starting to get the hang of this "What's Life All About?" stuff. And without being pushy I think a lot more of you dots should be looking into it all a bit more.
So to celebrate OUR rebirth, to applaud OUR new revelations, and to worship our Divine Light, we held a little get together at La Chateau Tento last night. It was a wonderful 'awakening' and Shirley was our Celebrity Mystic. As a matter of fact I have a photo somewhere of the Mystics Anonymous inaugural jam. Now where...... Oh......Joy of Joys....... here it is........See ya!
See there is a point to all this mystical stuff but you have to be careful because there are a lot of.. wot you say ..aaarrgghhmm.. nice dots out there that would label dots like Shirl and Moi as breakfast ingredients like Fruit Loops, or cornie flakes, or..... well you know......
But most people who have seen Shirlie in films and on stage and interviewed etc would realise that she is some bright, extremely talented young lady. But as she matures she just wants to know what she's getting herself into later on. So what betterer way than to ask a whole lotta dopey dot questions..... like me! And as she has researched she has got a whole lot more interested...... to the point of obsession, weeeell sorta maybe kinda. And the reason for that obsession is because when you begin to delve, a lot of the mystical and mysterious questions, the unexplainable ones become..... aaarrgghhmm...... sorta......aaarrgghhmm..... explainable (backgound Twilight Zone music). Oh shooot, my head hurts!But you see it's not just Moi and Shirl that are beginning to LEARN from the Eastern Mystics. Nuh. Uh uh. It seems to be the latest life trend. Wee Western Willie warmers are FIIINALLY starting to get the hang of this "What's Life All About?" stuff. And without being pushy I think a lot more of you dots should be looking into it all a bit more.
So to celebrate OUR rebirth, to applaud OUR new revelations, and to worship our Divine Light, we held a little get together at La Chateau Tento last night. It was a wonderful 'awakening' and Shirley was our Celebrity Mystic. As a matter of fact I have a photo somewhere of the Mystics Anonymous inaugural jam. Now where...... Oh......Joy of Joys....... here it is........See ya!
....That's me singing "Nursery Rhymes"...... Made a bit of a mess outside my tent though!
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