"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance"
"A happy family is but an earlier heaven"
- George Bernard Shaw
Oh yeah, bring it on? Our Western scientists have an answer for everything and it's usually explained in one word. Spirits and ghosts, souls and consciousness, re-incarnation, Buddhism, Hindu, the Koran, enlightenment and onanonanon, yarda yarda yarda, blah blah blah...... What crap say our scientists. Everything is explainable. Yep that ONE WORD that gets me more worked up than watching Angelina Jolie bounce on a trampoline. I mean I am currently going through the 'meaning of life' stage, right dot? Feeling sorry for myself, wanting to know how I can get out of this mess, calling out to someone or something for help. You get it. I mean SomeOne heeeeelp me, sorta.
Yet weee Westerners send each other off to the closest shrink faster than you can say 'koo-koo'. Oh, and THAT word just keeps coming out of every Sammy The Scientist Idiots Guide To Everything. It's used soooo much to explain our very existence, that it seemingly is up there with 'and' and 'the' as the most used English word. It is THE scientist WORD of the WORLD. It explains EVERYTHING about Westerners (apparently the Easterners just, like aaarrgghhmm..... like aaarrgghhmm.... sorta...... "HAPPENED"). But there is a reason that I have focussed my attention on the Indian sages, and the Dalai Lama and Buddhism, Hindu and other cultures. And THAT reason is that they all make a lot more sense than the Western one word.
try and jam a bunsen burner up his aaarrgghhmm, nostrils, and then RUUUUUUUUUUN.............
Oh by the way, the general concensus of opinion from the real experts is not that weee came from Apes, which many would agree explains my looks, but that weee came from further back in the evolution process. Yep apparently weee began as atoms for a few billion years and then when the Big Bang occurred weee became fish. Yep, you can check the latest Scientists Funk and Wagnell. There you have it. You and me. FISH. So don't ask me again why I am looking at alternative reasons for my very BEING.
However, being the epitome of open mindedness I was prepared to look further into this revelation of wonder. And there are some reasons to consider the fish hypothesis. Like, look at the caterpillar turning into a frog with two arms and legs (well sorta!) and the maggot (Eeerrgghh yukkie poos!) turning into a handsome fly with wings, and the mosquito coming from larva stuff. I mean IT does happen. But these supposed brain buster scientists just don't get it. I mean if they use stuff like that to explain their fabulous 'get me out of jail word' EVOLUTION, why weren't weee born with wings like flies and mosquitos? Then we wouldn't have needed cars and planes, right?
I mean even if weee go waaaay back from the fish story which was a mere 400 million years ago, and go to when the Earth magically appeared four and a half BILLION years ago there were no life forms at all. Only rocks and plants (yeah yeah.... I know....plants LIVE.... very slowly). So even if the scientists say "Aaaarr Haaarr, then the rock must have had it off with the plant to make a thingie" then they still wouldn't have answered the question "How'd weee get here Henry?" because where did the rock and the romantic plant come from. Koor Psth (that's me spitting.....well then you try spelling it Einstein!). Damned scientists. They get paid for making up stories! I'd rather follow the EVOLUTION of The Flintstones to The Jetsons.
But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Apparently (second most used Scientist word) weee Westerners are finally beginning to look at some of the Eastern culture beliefs, thank Buddha. I'd rather be a spooky spirit than a smelly fish any day!
Have a great day.
Sammy The Salmon signing off........
Oh. Don't worry dot.
He's a scientist.
We're just off to get me some arms and legs so I can look like him. Then we can go nightclubbing together. He's reeeally cooool at this EVOLUTION stuff. Got me hooked in fact......