CAST OF CHARACTERS
Bubba They still call me Bubba, but as you can see I'm a really
Mumma Mumma TaKnow, also known as Dianne, once known
At home the big dominatrix keeps hittin' me up to talk. I just giggle at her and do that ridiculous goo goo baby talk. It has her fooled. One of Mumma's girlfriends (you remember Pip). yeah well she's got 3 kids and she keeps tellin' mum that I should be talking like all of hers did at that age. Mumma gets really peed orf when Pip loads up and goes home (like every single day, I mean why do they have to get together EVERY day. I mean gimme a break willya?). As soon as she walks out the door it starts Maaarma, Maaarma, Maarma.....
Sometimes I almost give up. She becomes brain draining. I think I'll either have to talk or maybe kill her. I haven't decided yet......
Mumma Maarma, Maarma, Maarma. Say Maar...
Bubba Oh shut the f up. It's really getting to me..
("Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm"...that
really gets to her because she thinks I'm about
to say Mumma). Stupid beach
Mumma Cuumon darling say Mum-ma, Just once honey
Bubba Right that's it. Enuff is Enuff. I'm reporting her
to the child abuse agency....
Mumma (Picking me up. Mind you completely starkers.
Not a stitch on. I mean she might like running
around naked, but some people have morals..)
"Please darling. Just say Mumma, Maaarma"
Bubba Oh no. Please don't do that. No, not the tickle. No
Pleeease don't do that. "Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, googoo
ah ha, googoo, ah ha (laughing if you 'ain't got it!)
Bubba OK no more. I warned you beach. Ready, aim,
Mumma Aaaaarrggh, oh you peed in mumma's face, you naughty
Bubba Ah ha googoo, ah ha googoo. Y'ar lucky I didn't
slam dunk ya with a browny missile! I hope you learn
from your mistakes maarma. Now go get me some clothes
and wipe yourself up.
"Damn big thingies!"
Tomorrow : How Do They Do That?