You won't believe this. I have worked on the body right through the night. See I met this guy from "Extreme Makeover" and told him about our little project. He asked if he could help. You are not going to believe what we have come up with. Wait until you see it.
Oh, that's great dot. Have you got it moving yet?
Nah. We tried the defibrillator and that got the heart beating, although ever so slightly, and it seems that she is breathing. Her chest seems to be moving a little with the breathing but that's all.
Speaking of the chest did you use the bike pump?
Nup. We found a way to implant some silicon so it's turned out nicely. I just wish we could get her moving or talking or something. At the moment we've got a nice but useless body.
Hmmmm.... OK let's see the finished product.
I'm sooooo excited. Are you ready? OK, I give you THE BODY........
Nup. Ah ah. This is THE BODY. You like?
OMG. I never would have thought. Fantastic job dot. I can't even see any stitches or blood or anything.
Extreme Makeover. All smoke and mirrors. Good quality makeup and wig, jewellery and .......
We have to get it moving dot.
I know. Be a shame if you can't find a use for it, hey?
See, I knew this was going to be the hard bit. There's nothing in the books about making the body move and stuff. I mean we know that the brain sends signals to the body to make it walk, talk, jump and move, just like you and me. But none of the medical books or research show us how to get the brain those instructions. I'll keep working on it.
Oh pleeeeease get it working. After getting it to this stage I wanna play with it. I've had a bit of a crack already but it's a bit limp. Does nothing. Pleeeease work it out.....
OK already. See the brain gets signals from our THOUGHTS. We know that much. So all we have to do is work out how to get THE BODY some thoughts.
Well that should be OK. THOUGHTS come from the MIND don't they?
Yeah, right on.
And the MIND is in the BRAIN somewhere, right?
Naah. See that's where the scientists have got it all wrong. The MIND is part of our CONSCIOUSNESS. There's the unconscious, the conscious and the pre-conscious. Now it's the pre-conscious that may be able to provide some answers.
Well get 'em quick because THE BODY has a use by date! (laughing). And I wanna use it by today's date! (laughing)
Well I have to check up on the relationship between the MIND, CONSCIOUSNESS and the SOUL. If I can figure it out we may get THE BODY moving. I'll be back.......
I'll aaarrgghhmm, guard her....
.............(5 hours later).............
Oh dear. Sorry dot but there doesn't seem to be an answer accept to pray or try collective consciousness where we use group therapy to try and get THE BODY moving. But for now, well THE BODY is no use to anyone.
So, so what'll I do with it?
Trash it I guess.
Yeah right. I'll trash it..... If you can come up with some thoughts for getting her the THOUGHTS just give me a ring. I'll keep her a while.....aargghhmm.......just in case! OK bye....