"Not bad looking...for a skull!"
It seems they are getting closer to building a human body, a female one, or so it seemed until the last item was checked. Hmmmm, could be problems.....
OK dot, looks like we are close to finishing with just the head to go. Excited?
Yeah sorta, it doesn't look so good at the moment.
That's OK. When we get the head on, and clean it up with some make-up and wig it should look really cool. So are you ready to start, dot?
Ready....
Brain bye two....
Has it got two brains? Is that correct?
No dot. There is left and right hemisphere. Just stick them into the skull next to each other....
Got it! Check
Ears...
Check.
Eyeballs bye two...
Eyeballs bye two.... dot????
Where are they?
They should be there. I got them yesterday. Let's just check back shall we? That's funny. I can't seem to find them. Everything has checked out alright today. Hmmm, what about yesterday. Let's see. What was the last ingredient yesterday, dot?
Aarrgghhmm, that was TESTI.....oh? Wrong type of Balls....oh dear....oh..
Oh what?
Aarrgghhmm, I think I checked something wrong.
Wot dot?
It's a SHE body right?
Yep, right....
Well the last ingredient you gave me and I checked was TESTI.....
Oh. Oh dear. We both mucked up. So where are the EYEBALLS?
Down there. Down.....THERE (gulping!)
Oh. Well just pull them out and put them in the eye sockets.
How?
Can you go through the neck?
Maybe, I'll try. Let's see. Hmmmm, oh this is messy. I can't feel them. Oh hold on. Bingo. I got one. Hold on. Neeeearly....Yep. Got 'em both. Woohoooo!
Well done dot. Now just insert them into the eye sockets and we should be all done.
OK. Mmmm, they're slippery little suckers (laughing). Right. Got 'em in.
Good dot. Now all you need to do is throw the skin on the body. Clean it up, bit of make up and a wig and we should have a new SHE human being!
OK dot, looks like we are close to finishing with just the head to go. Excited?
Yeah sorta, it doesn't look so good at the moment.
That's OK. When we get the head on, and clean it up with some make-up and wig it should look really cool. So are you ready to start, dot?
Ready....
Brain bye two....
Has it got two brains? Is that correct?
No dot. There is left and right hemisphere. Just stick them into the skull next to each other....
Got it! Check
Ears...
Check.
Eyeballs bye two...
Eyeballs bye two.... dot????
Where are they?
They should be there. I got them yesterday. Let's just check back shall we? That's funny. I can't seem to find them. Everything has checked out alright today. Hmmm, what about yesterday. Let's see. What was the last ingredient yesterday, dot?
Aarrgghhmm, that was TESTI.....oh? Wrong type of Balls....oh dear....oh..
Oh what?
Aarrgghhmm, I think I checked something wrong.
Wot dot?
It's a SHE body right?
Yep, right....
Well the last ingredient you gave me and I checked was TESTI.....
Oh. Oh dear. We both mucked up. So where are the EYEBALLS?
Down there. Down.....THERE (gulping!)
Oh. Well just pull them out and put them in the eye sockets.
How?
Can you go through the neck?
Maybe, I'll try. Let's see. Hmmmm, oh this is messy. I can't feel them. Oh hold on. Bingo. I got one. Hold on. Neeeearly....Yep. Got 'em both. Woohoooo!
Well done dot. Now just insert them into the eye sockets and we should be all done.
OK. Mmmm, they're slippery little suckers (laughing). Right. Got 'em in.
Good dot. Now all you need to do is throw the skin on the body. Clean it up, bit of make up and a wig and we should have a new SHE human being!
"looks like the last hangover I had!"
There we go. Look OK d'ya think?
Aaaarrmm, no. Needs a bit more work. Nice wig though. Just try a few other combinations dot. I think this one looks a bit like a zombie (laughing together). It might scare a few men off.
Are we gunna try and get it working?
Oh of course dot. That's the whole point. Just have to tidy her up a bit before we get the engine running.
Alright, I'll see what I can do...
Aaaarrmm, no. Needs a bit more work. Nice wig though. Just try a few other combinations dot. I think this one looks a bit like a zombie (laughing together). It might scare a few men off.
Are we gunna try and get it working?
Oh of course dot. That's the whole point. Just have to tidy her up a bit before we get the engine running.
Alright, I'll see what I can do...
" Getting bettererer...."
OK. Reeeeady. What's the verdict.
Oh, coming along nicely, dot. You are soooo good at this. Is it moving yet?
Nup. Haven't noticed.
Just give the heart a big SMASH, dot.
OK.
Canyou feel a pulse or anything?
Nothing. Oh hold on. There's a beat. It's beating. The heart's beating. OMG. This is amazing. Oh, and I just felt........ Oh. OMG. It's breathing. Air coming out of it's mouth. OMG. This is amazing. We've created a human being from nothing.
Cooool. Now's the hard bit. The books don't tell me how to get it moving. Hmmmm... this could be hard. Anyway let's have a crack tomorrow, huh?
Maybe just pretty it up a bit more, OK dot?
Righto.
Oh, coming along nicely, dot. You are soooo good at this. Is it moving yet?
Nup. Haven't noticed.
Just give the heart a big SMASH, dot.
OK.
Canyou feel a pulse or anything?
Nothing. Oh hold on. There's a beat. It's beating. The heart's beating. OMG. This is amazing. Oh, and I just felt........ Oh. OMG. It's breathing. Air coming out of it's mouth. OMG. This is amazing. We've created a human being from nothing.
Cooool. Now's the hard bit. The books don't tell me how to get it moving. Hmmmm... this could be hard. Anyway let's have a crack tomorrow, huh?
Maybe just pretty it up a bit more, OK dot?
Righto.
Tomorrow : SHE moves
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