BUT there IS something making all of this happen, isn't there? There must be. Otherwise how could it be happening. Hmmmmmm, interesting, no? This consciousness thing I have been studying, is starting to make me wonder! Let's delve a little deeper into this mystery huh?
Must be time to take up our seat at the Olympics, the Tadpole Olympics.
Uinsane Bolt Fastest Taddy Ever
Unuts2 Blake Always cums second to Uinsane Bolt Taddy
Egg Ahead The egg ahead
"The Splatters" Millions of 'Extras' Taddies
Cameo Official Race Starter, Willie Blowitt
The starting line of the greatest race on the planet at Incubator Stadium. The racing official is ready.......
Willie Blowitt: ......Aaaarrgghh........
Unuts2: Uinsane? Uinsane? U there?
Uinsane: I'm here Unuts2. Quick. Ruuuun..
Stay with me dead centre, otherwise
Unuts2: Otherwise what?
Unuts2: What was that?
Uinsane: Dead Taddies. Stay with me OK....
Unuts2: What's goin' down Uinsane?
Uinsane: Break and Enter....Egg Ahead...
Uinsane: Do eggsactly as I say or splat...
Unuts2: OK but I can't beat you.
Uinsane: I know. When I say 'jump' juuuump.
They approach the finish line where Egg Ahead waits.......
Uinsane: OK Unuts2 juuuuuump.....
Yeehar, I'm in.
Unuts2.... Unuts2....you there?
Uinsane: (Startled) Who you?
Egg Ahead: I....am you. Cum with me....
Uinsane: Listen EggHead. You are NOT me
I am me and you are freaking me out
Egg Ahead: Cum. It is time to begin the JOURNEY.
Uinsane: What journey. Are you for real sister?
Egg Ahead: Cum. Do not be afraid. We are ONE.
The Universal One. It is time to BE !
Uinsane: I don't wanna be a BE sister. I wanna BE outta here.
Egg Ahead: Together we will becum ONE. It is already our
destiny. We are enlightened. Cum with me to
Nirvana where there is nothing but love.
Uinsane: Love? Hmmmmm...what about Unuts2?
Egg Ahead: We are All together. We are One. Do not be afraid.
Cum. Let us begin....
(Then the two of them became joined as ONE. Brilliant rays of light appeared. The entire Universe was aglow with the radiance of BEING. Life begins. Consciousness is ever present.)
Uinsane: (Gulp!) I'm scaaaared. Egghead...Egghead....
Egg Ahead: I AM YOU.......
Tomorrow: INTERVIEW WITH AN EMBRYO