THE TADPOLE OLYMPICS

It seems that Willie Blowitt has started something. This story is starting to take form. It is still PRE-BE time but it's getting close to some sort of creation. So when it's so close to non-existence becoming existence is there something, even if there is no life yet? No body yet. No brain yet. No mind yet? No heartbeats, no breaths, not even time because time is only relevant to life, and as yet there isn't any......
BUT there IS something making all of this happen, isn't there? There must be. Otherwise how could it be happening. Hmmmmmm, interesting, no? This consciousness thing I have been studying, is starting to make me wonder! Let's delve a little deeper into this mystery huh?
Must be time to take up our seat at the Olympics, the Tadpole Olympics.

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CAST OF CHARACTERS

Uinsane Bolt             Fastest Taddy Ever
Unuts2  Blake          Always cums second to Uinsane Bolt Taddy
Egg Ahead                  The egg ahead
"The Splatters"        Millions of 'Extras' Taddies
Cameo                            Official Race Starter, Willie Blowitt

SCENE
The starting line of the greatest race on the planet at Incubator Stadium. The racing official is ready.......

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Race Official
Willie Blowitt:          ......Aaaarrgghh........
                                        .....SPURT.....
Unuts2:                    Uinsane? Uinsane? U there?
Uinsane:                    I'm here Unuts2. Quick. Ruuuun..
                                     Stay with me dead centre, otherwise
Unuts2:                    Otherwise what?
                        SPLAT....
Unuts2:                    What was that?
Uinsane:                    Dead Taddies. Stay with me OK....
Unuts2:                    What's goin' down Uinsane?
Uinsane:                    Break and Enter....Egg Ahead...
Unuts2:                    What?
Uinsane:                    Do eggsactly as I say or splat...
Unuts2:                     OK but I can't beat you.
Uinsane:                    I know. When I say 'jump' juuuump.

They approach the finish line where Egg Ahead waits.......

Uinsane:                OK Unuts2 juuuuuump.....
                                    Yeehar, I'm in.
                                    Unuts2.... Unuts2....you there?
                                                        SPLAT !!!!

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Egg Ahead:                                Well Heeeello Uinsane!
Uinsane:                                    (Startled) Who you?
Egg Ahead:                                I....am you. Cum with me....
Uinsane:                                    Listen EggHead. You are NOT me
                                                        I am me and you are freaking me out
                                                        sister!
Egg Ahead:                                Cum. It is time to begin the JOURNEY.
Uinsane:                                    What journey. Are you for real sister?
Egg Ahead:                                Cum. Do not be afraid. We are ONE.
                                                        The Universal One. It is time to BE !
Uinsane:                                    I don't wanna be a BE sister. I wanna BE outta here.
Egg Ahead:                                Together we will becum ONE. It is already our
                                                        destiny. We are enlightened. Cum with me to 
                                                        Nirvana where there is nothing but love.
Uinsane:                                    Love? Hmmmmm...what about Unuts2?
Egg Ahead:                                We are All together. We are One. Do not be afraid.
                                                        Cum. Let us begin....

(Then the two of them became joined as ONE. Brilliant rays of light appeared. The entire Universe was aglow with the radiance of BEING. Life begins. Consciousness is ever present.)
Uinsane:                                    (Gulp!) I'm scaaaared. Egghead...Egghead....
Egg Ahead:                                I     AM     YOU.......

                    Tomorrow:            INTERVIEW WITH AN EMBRYO